Mellow Gaming: Apocalypse


There was a time when Neversoft was one of the top Playstation 1 developers. Their Spider-man game rocked and their Tony Hawks Skateboarding games were a genuine revolution. Before making either of those games, though, they contracted the talents of Mr Demi Moore himself, Bruce Willis. This was during a period where people had stopped giving a crap about Bruce Willis because he had clearly stopped giving a crap about what he did, and so, he agreed to star in a random game he likely knew nothing about and probably forgot existed a week after recording his lines. That game was Apocalypse and it’s actually kinda decent. In this post I’ll be compiling all the videos we made as I upload them to the Youtubes. Click the link to see the videos!

Part One: Paul learns how to make Bruce Willis shoot.

Part Two: Paul forces Bruce Willis to kill himself multiple times over.

Part Three: Paul kills Bruce Willis some more and struggles with the age old art of jumping on things.

Part Four: More of Paul killing Bruce and a little bit of System of a Down.

Part Five: Paul faces down Death himself because he’s that fecking badass!

Part Six: Paul’s battles with gravity continue.

Part Seven: Collapsing platforms in a civilian area.

Part Eight: Zombies and more falling off platforms!

Part Nine: Boss fight time!

Part Ten: Kriss Kross will make you…

Part Eleven: Paul does what John Lennon couldn’t.

Part Twelve: Paul falls off more ledges because he hates life.

Part Thirteen: The Finale


About lvl54spacemonkey

Just a dude who likes movies and games and has delusions of working in one of those industries. Write screenplays and work on short films in my spare time. Most of which never get finished. View all posts by lvl54spacemonkey

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